Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS
What is your favorite gif?
I would like to make it clear that that is my favourite gif rather than me saying no one gives a fuck about the ask.
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
Who am I? WHO AM I? I AM THE GUARDIAN OF LOST SOULS! I AM THE POWERFUL, THE PLEASURABLE, THE INDESTRUCTABLE MUSHU!
every class is art class if you dont care enough
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durarara
current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
Current mood: bartender from snk
Current mood: bartender from K project
Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama
Current mood: bartender from The Love Boat
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
yOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THIS IS FROM A VIDEO GAME RIGHT
THIS IS FROM FINAL FANTASY XIII
ADD A FEW MORE FRAMES AND YOU’D SEE THE GUARDIAN CORPS SHIP FLYING BY